Maybe try a carabiner for your belt loop

Is there a draft in here? Shut the window

Not an easy sell

He didn’t want to steal. But what choice did you leave him?

That’s the smile of a well paid creep

The kitchen sink was next

Kind of like Combat on the Atari 2600

Flashing gang signs 'rarely ends well'

Maybe just leave them a key under the mat

Weaponized bleach is anti-social

Open and shut case

Uber needs more competitive pricing to capture this demographic

I’d have to concur

A great place to raise a family

Drugs, the great unifier

That’s one way to exchange insurance information

You’ll shoot your eye out!

i am the god of hellfire and I bring you....FIRE!

It gives you wings

NOW YOU’RE STANDING IN MY KILLING FIELD!

No, nothing else, thanks, just the check

God hates us all

No one is safe

Jungle gym on CTA

Please let me read my book

The whippers must be whipped

Everything for the taking

Just taking out the trash

Don’t wake me